(or, An Ode to Lists):
- To organize my thoughts.
- To feel accomplished when I cross off an item.
- So I don’t forget anything.
- So I can walk around in a cloud of guilt for all the things I’m NOT going to get done today.
- So I can contemplate crawling into a hole for the rest of my life because I will never ever get to everything on the freakin’ list.
- I hate lists. See above.
Guilt, guilt, and more guilt. That’s what lists are good for. And yet I couldn’t live without them.